When things were so happy in your wonderland of 50-100 feet away, your very own Elysian Fields, when you spot the potential girl of your dream, you are crushed, obliterated and left a mere shell of your former self of 20 seconds ago when you truley see what you were excited about. Many a man has sworn a oath to god after such events, little is known on the emotions they suffer when they see a leggy figure coming over the horizon afterwards.
There are two known symptoms, but neither truley repair the damage.
1) Beer. Amen.
2) Murder. Whether to yourself or the monster. The latter has been branded legal, instead referred to as a "favour to society" (To quote H.R.H The Queen), also known as slaying the demon, from medieval times of Dragon Slaying.
Bob: I agree, quite a sculpture.
Frank: That's a nice scar...wait..is that Burberry?
Bob: She's becoming more orange as she approaches...
Frank: No...not again! She's NASTY!
Bob: Oh my god...F.F.F.A....
Frank: Yes..from the latin term of F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N.
Bob: It couldn't be more appropriate right now! Hey look, there's a church!
Frank: I agree, I have also lost the will to perv...
"who the hell is he" John said whilst watching the latest realty tv show" oh he's a FFFA" sreamed nick he is famous for fuck all, the telly is dominated by all these FFFA's these days.