| 1. | S.T.F.U.Y.D.W. | ||
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meaning: shut the fuck up you dirty whore on instant messenger
bob: sally you have the nicest ass in the world sally: S.T.F.U.Y.D.W. |
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| 2. | F S Y D | ||
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Short for "For Sure Ya Dig". Tryin to smoke?
F S Y D |
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| 3. | Y.D.A.F.O.C | ||
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Y.D.A.F.O.C Which stands for Young Dumb And Full Of Cum Bobby-yo i think the condom broke when I banged Carly.
Alex & Jon- your Y.D.A.F.O.C(Young Dumb And Full Of Cum) |
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| 4. | D.I.A.F | ||
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Dad I've already fucked, as opposed to D.I.L.F (Dad I'd like to fuck) person x: OMG, have you seen Mr. Smith today? He is a total D.I.L.F.
person y: Yeah well, in my book he's a D.I.A.F. |
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| 5. | PTL's | ||
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Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag! 1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken. 2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame 3) You tripped up the stairs! 4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven. 5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO 6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns. 7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body). 8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war. 9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers. 10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec. ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?" ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor. |
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| 6. | ruff rider | ||
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It's the Ruff Ryders on the DMX musics,
they ride on motorcycles. This is R-U-F-F R-Y-D-E-R-S!
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| 7. | J | ||
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The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan more...
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