A town filled with rednecks and old people

There is nothing to do except sit around and get fatter with age

In conclusion this place blows
by TysonSmith August 21, 2008
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A very small town SE of Rochester, MN with a population of around 1700 people. recreation in the town usually consists of disc golf, pot, and alcohol. There is One high school in the town made up of an extremely non-diverse group of students. the town really seems to have a knack for nothing changing and going absolutely no where. this small town has a large dependence on rochester; most parents work at IBM or Mayo Clinic. most youth claim that there is nothing to do and often head to rochester in hopes of finding something to occupy the extreme amounts of free time. In the end the town is largely ignored, having nothing in it worth while.
Where are you from?" "Eyota, MN" "What's yota?" "It's a town." "oh. never heard of it..."
by trinketmaster69 February 9, 2011
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