A dumbass volcano in Iceland, the reason that most planes in Europe had been grounded over April 2010 and also the reason I can't see my girlfriend for 10 more days.
FUCK Eyjafjallajokull I WANT S3X!
by Omeggia April 17, 2010
When you blow your load and it keeps erupting for ages, relentlessly repeating, so messy that it takes out all of the aircraft in the immediate area and causes an international emergency.
Honey get some more tissues, I've just blown an eyjafjallajokull from wanking to this Disney porn.
by richardhead6969 April 19, 2010