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4. Eyepatch
While friend is sleepin wipe your ass then place on friends eye.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
He's out cold, lets give him an eyepatch
1. Eyepatch
Coolest article of clothing...ever.
With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004 add a video
2. eyepatch
A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
3. eyepatch
To ejaculate on a girls eye.
I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
5. Eyepatch
A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"
6. eyepatch
The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.
by ~R Nov 21, 2004 add a video
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