Eyelignment

Similar to the alignment of a car's wheels, eyelignment is a concept of spacial reasoning which enables a person to distinguish between straight and crooked. When a person erects a ladder or parks a car in a crooked manner even though it is perceived by that person as straight they are thought to have poor eyelignment.

*While cleaning the gutters out*

man 1: do you really think that ladder is standing up straight?

man 2: yea it's fine, why?

man 1: that's not even close, you should get your eyelignment checked.

Eyelignment by pillsberry bro boy November 29, 2010

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Eyepigmentin

This is when a humans eye changed colour based on mood.
Some examples are:
Brown: happy
Blue: sad
Red: anger
Green: jealousy
On most people the colour change is only slight but on others it can be quite drastic!

P1: Omg your eyes are red do u have pink eye or smth? Ew
P2: No im just angry! Its just eyepigmentin mines drastic!
P1: oh makes sense

Eyepigmentin by Tresmeeee January 11, 2023

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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