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(noun) The result of discharging your ejaculate into someone's eye. Usually, the eyelid is held open by the individual receiving the snowcone and the head is tilted back. Eyeball snowcone purists will occasionally press the tip of their penis directly onto the eyeball as they ejaculate. This is often referred to as an Old School eyeball snowcone.
Ted dropped loads into Sheila's eye and gave her an eyeball snowcone she would not soon forget.

'Please spunk in my eyes', begged Angie,'and give me an eyeball snowcone your mom would be proud of.'
by The White Cholo April 20, 2007

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