|1.||Exxon Valdez Syndrome|
A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."