bullshit in a pill
If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.
by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013
An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.
Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!
by bobbydole February 04, 2008
Extenze is a product of which turns you black from the inside out, thus resulting in extreme wiener enlargement. if taken for over 7 months one's lips will begin to enlarge greatly and vocabulary will be shortened to 6 or 7 words, depending on whether you will be ordering Original Recipe or Crispy. Obesity is common, due to mass amount of sugary drinks required to be consumed. Your bank account will dwindle down to nothing in a matter of days due to the many unpayed rent payments and/or druglord debts you end up in. Another common side effect is dry mouth and irritabilty due to high levels of marijuana intake. It is advised not to take this product if you live in inner-cities where taxi-cabs are present, as this may tempt you to steal one or sixteen a night. Please be aware of these side affects before taking Extenze.
I got started on Extenze four months ago and I've already gained mild thyroid glade swelling!
by Alec Zugcic December 13, 2008