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1. Expecto Patrollum
A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.
CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!
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