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3.
Part of the Microsoft Office Suite, Excel is a spreadsheet program that basically resembles a paper ledger sheet, or a giant table. Unlike paper, Excel makes your job easier by removing the need for erasers or calculators! It definitely makes number manipulation almost painless.
Newbie: I need to do my taxes.
Computer Shop Employee: May I recommend Microsoft Excel?
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
 
1.
A juicy lucy; An assassin in the MMORPG Aion that has bad DPS and usually dies.
Crucifiction: You do less DPS than Excel!

Excel: You don't get Boon of Quickness.
by Crucifiction June 19, 2010
 
2.
One certifiably insane and way too happy girl who loves a certain leader of ACROSS, Lord Ilpalazzo, to the point where she would run through fire and water, throw up, strip, and kill whoever he thinks needs to be killed. This includes her.
Excel, why must you be so... Wastefully cheerful?
by Lord Ilpalazzo October 14, 2004
 
4.
A vehicle that makes me feel dirty to think about. Crafted from boat offcuts in some crazy korean backyard (see hyundai) this car should never have been mass produced. A disappointment in many eyes and hopefully a lesson learned.
"y0 taht Excel is fuly hektic wif da 18 inch blingin chrome spinnarz, GT wing and da underside neonz, where can I gits me one of dems?"
"your kidding me right?"

"is that a veilside!?"
"no its a fucking turd"
by rainey06au August 01, 2005
 
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The quality of excelling. When you excel;

-You out-perform others,

-You are distinctive,

You have superior skills and Techniques;

-you HEAR what others don't

-you SEE what others don't.

Strangely enough, you may even have dreams about it! (E.g. song writers & novelist who dreamt up revolutionary new songs and exiting new stories such as Frankenstein

If you keep doing this often-piano, maths, enlish, swiming, or sports, eventually you will excel!
by Mystikal_echo April 04, 2007
 
6.
a program that Bill gates created to play source. A killing machine :)
eXceL | Microsoft Killed quickswitch^ ins0mnia= Bad at source
by KILLERSADASD March 16, 2008
 
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To be better than you
Yo nukka my civic excels yo kia dawg. LOOK AT DEM RIMS, THEY SPINNIN
by Alex Laliberte December 31, 2004