Daniel exasturbated the situation with his girlfriend when she caught him touching himself to Disney pr0nz.
2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.