The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one
true
Chad
he is the one
true
Chad
by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018
The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute
by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
by Jack Gore October 9, 2013
He is the most caring and loving man you'll ever meet. He's always there for u in ur ups and downs and will give his best to make u smile. Having him a s your boyfriend will probably be the best decision of your life so better not let him go. He'll make u feel comfortable and make u laugh and become more confident. Basically the best human being u can run into :))
by Insecurebeauty05 February 5, 2021
The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019
by Lolmuncher69 November 23, 2019