I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you about a web-based browser game you absolutely must try! First of all "Evony" is an "MMORTS" (Massive Multiplayer Online Real-Time Strategy) game that incorporates a pleasantly balanced mix of diplomacy, economics, and warfare in an intuitive and easy to follow, quest guided interface.

Once you've chosen your name, which will be preceded by "Lady or Lord" (obviously depending upon gender), and created your account, you will now have opened up a multitude of options for yourself within the realms of Evony. You can now choose among many different states in which your empire may reign supreme, and customize your avatar as well as your newly built city. Join up online with friends in your neighborhood and from around the world in alliances founded by you or others.

Arguably one of the best aspects of Evony is that it is simple to learn yet challenging to master which will lead you into diplomatic rivalries and epic battles of immense proportions. Start off as a small town and build your empire from scratch, upgrade your buildings, fortifications, and defenses but be careful not to break the bank, after all you do have your citizens to care for.

Amass your armies from vigilant warriors to speeding cavalry, cunning swordsmen to powerful siege weapons, you must implement economic management and military prowess, all while trying to stay "politically correct" with your allies and enemies that riddle the battlefield to truly become lord of your domain.Obtain powerful and potent items to aid you in your ventures or to give your troops the edge they need in battle. Appoint wise and powerful hero's to lead your legions into battle and help oversee the production of resources as mayor's of your towns.

The level of customization, wealth of content, quality of game play, and clever interface, are unsurpassed by any other free web-based browser game to date, and certainly rivals some video games of late. You get all of this without even having to download a single bit of software, and, are you ready for this? It is absolutely free to play, yes you heard that right, you can play forever and never pay a single dime. I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen, I am no pushover when it comes to video games so take it from me, google Evony, sign-up today and tell them Inveterate sent you.


Lord Name: Inveterate
Server #: 61
Date: Saturday, September 19th, 2009
Time: 12:57 PM
I was playing Evony with my friends today and our alliance GDI engaged in combat with a previously friendly alliance, which was instigated by their newly appointed rogue vice host.
by Inveterate September 19, 2009
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A free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards horny teenagers.
Wow, did you see that ad for Evony? You know, the one with the giant tits? I don't care what the game is, I'm playing!
by po123 July 14, 2009
A browser based game with EXTREMELY misleading adverts. I think you build cities in the game, but I wouldn't know, because all I saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an assload of cleavage and a butt-chin. You can hardly even see her face. Just her unnaturally large tits. Probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract horny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.
Boy: *sees Evony ad* *gets hard-on*
by Amy Renée July 27, 2009
An online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. Tits sell. Play secretly.
Did u see the tits on that videogame ad for evony? Its gotta be a fuck a hooker game!!
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
A new, free, MMPRORG which was launched in early 2009. Formerly known as Civony, it is a 2D, browser based game that runs in realtime. To date, servers have been plagued by lag, bugs, and random shutdowns. It is sold as "free forever" but players can choose to buy game "cents" for a ration of 10:1 on the dollar. This is widely regarded as ridiculously overpriced and many reports of game cents disappearing have been reported.
I started playing Evony the other day and spent alot of time building up my city, now I can't even log on so some asshole is probably now attacking me.
by Nignoger May 15, 2009
A new medieval empire-building which has had mixed reviews, it says "play unnoticeably" however on wikipedia it says "despite the fact that Evony does nothing to hide itself from network logs and its URL and cookies will still be present in a web browser's history like any other website." Also a running slogan for the campaign was "Save the queen!", although within the game, there is no queen to save.

Not only that, it has been accused of breaching copyright laws, as it says on wikipedia: "The game and website currently uses graphics from various games including Microsoft's Age of Empires: The Age of Kings and Age of Mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from Sid Meier's Civilization III and Civilization IV, as well as from other Mods and Wikipedia.

During the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website costumecraze.com. The owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this."

And there was another controversey about the developer corporation, Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment being linked to WoWMine, a Chinese operation known for gold mining. also criticism made regarding the game has been removed from Evony's forum by moderators.
guy 1: Have you played Evony?

guy 2: No, I've been reading about it on Wikipedia, it as been accused of some serious crimes, being linked to illegal operations, copyright issues and unethical and misleading adverts.

guy 1: I don't care, I like it
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 10, 2009
a fucking retarded game with extreamly misleading adverts on ever single web site you visit(and i mean like fucking everywhere!)that has to use sexuality and cleavage that has nothing to do with the content of the game

this game has to use sexuality in its adverts to make horny b-tards believe you will fuck some body in the game
horny dumbass: hey did you see the evony chicks huge tits

smart dude: no i was to busy making fun of how they're so desperate for players they have to use half nude chicks to get horny 15 year olds play
horny dumbass: i don't care im playing any way !!!!!!
by link27o9 February 27, 2010
A grotesque ad of a computer animated (presumably female) elf that appears at the top/side/bottom of all internet webpages.

An order to view this ad, or one if its many variations, you must visit any random url.
Ugh! These Evony ads collectively waste so much bandwidth, I've probably spent at least fifty dollars on them alone!
by Noogahoogah October 03, 2009
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