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A hunk of crap, tin can, economy car with an over-boosted engine and all wheel drive. It tries to execute an idea originally brought forth by Audi 25 years ago, and even its name is stolen, from a series of legendary Mercedes, as well as the hideous and gargantuan rear wing. Its target audience is teenage males, but owners of this car tend to be aging males, with levels of maturity on par with that of a 12-year-old, who saw the 'Fast and the Furious' movies and thought they were great cinema. Owners may also include those who do not possess the intelligence to build a fast car themselves.
WARNING!: Witnessing one of these tools driving an Evo can cause the witness actually become embarassed FOR the driver of said crap-box. This phenomenon is known as Loser-Sympathy. "Holy crap! That guy just wrapped his Evo sideways around a telephone pole. It must have given him the delusion that he could actually drive."
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A mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, known as the Lancer EVO for short, or even just EVO. That EVO over there is balls to the walls quick.
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Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. Intercooled 2.0L 16v DOHC turbo which produces 276 horsepower and 286 lb-ft torque all-wheel drive. Priced at around 30k which isn't bad but you can get a 300hp STi for the same price. Whatever you're into. Note: The picture of the blue lancer here is not an Evo. Don't be fooled. That piece of shit is a regular lancer a.k.a Mitsubishi Mirage which is an ugly car that sells for around $14,500 and has nothing to do with the evo from the front to the rear bumper. Heh and people who buy it think they can "hook it up" to make it look like an Evo. Nigga please...
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Shortened version of the word Evolution. Usually refers to the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, Which is a car 10 times as good as the Subaru Impreza. Dam my Evo caned your Impreza.
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"Et Vain Osaa"
A finnish expression, used by semi-nerds and sarcastically aligned people. Not too widely known in finland. It can be translated exactly as: "You Just Don't Know How To Do It" Some dude: "Man, I can't get this conveyor belt to work"
Some Other dude: "Hah! Evo!" OR Someone falls down, or fails miserably: "Evo!" |
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awesome machine rated top motor 3 yrs on the run stupidly quick
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The name "evo" aka "evooooooooooo" it doesnt have a meaning but it makes people happier. So in bbm if you are feeling down and the weather look like shit, simply type evooooooooooo in any of your conversation and you will feel a great satisfaction underneath that frown face. Embrace your evo! Evooooooooooo!! Hey are you alright?" "Naw, im evo! evooooooooooo!
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A name for a weirdo girl that loves too much food.
Overly nice and is into japanese fashion. Loves all things cute and adorable and has a wild imagination. Somtimes she can be scary yet cute. Looks very cute and is very funny. |
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