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3.
a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
the evil poptart molested the toster.
by drey&rin December 28, 2002
 
1.
The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
by Negative November 11, 2003
 
2.
a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
by darknesscalledlove April 02, 2004
 
4.
Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003