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1.
The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
by Negative November 11, 2003
 
2.
a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
by darknesscalledlove April 02, 2004
 
3.
a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad
the evil poptart molested the toster.
by drey&rin December 28, 2002
 
4.
Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003