|1.||Everything but the girl|
There are two meanings for this word, the first is the name for a 90s pop group, featuring a lead singer with a faced like Nicholas Lyndhurst with Bell's Palsy.
The second is a luxury wank, featuring soft music, a nice meal and some wine. Hence the term, 'everything but the girl'
#1 Who sang 'Missing'? Everything but the girl
#2 Jesus, my bollocks are as full as a whore's snatch, time for an 'everything but the girl'