Urban Dictionary: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

1.	Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten
	A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." 2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do? 1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens." buy every time you run generic t, god kills a kitten mugs & shirts debate every time you run generic t god kills a kitten topicality t debaters by PowellRanger Aug 17, 2006 add a video
2.	Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
	Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens! Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve? Steve: Um...masturbating Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens! buy every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. mugs & shirts god kill kittens masturbate masterbate by 89diehl Sep 26, 2010 add a video
3.	death to all kittens
	A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens." Buddy: This is some really hot porn. Dude: Death to all kittens! buy death to all kittens mugs & shirts every time you masturbate god kills a kitten jerk off kittens death masturbate by BoneheadXL Jan 12, 2008 add a video
4.	Killing a Kitten
	Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten. ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?! guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video. guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter? guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares.. buy killing a kitten mugs & shirts masturbation slappin some sausage dont have a girlfriend your dad after a divorce beatin the meat by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch Dec 8, 2009 add a video
5.	kill a kitten
	v. To masturbate. Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten. buy kill a kitten mugs & shirts by The Gramar Nazi Mar 10, 2002 add a video
6.	kitten killer
	A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again. buy kitten killer mugs & shirts by Atomic Dog Oct 14, 2004 add a video
7.	kill a puppy
	To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten. Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy. buy kill a puppy mugs & shirts by Skiff Dec 31, 2003 add a video

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