|1.||Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten|
A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
|2.||Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.|
Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
|3.||death to all kittens|
A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!
|4.||Killing a Kitten|
Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha
ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..
|5.||kill a kitten|
v. To masturbate.
Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.
A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.
|7.||kill a puppy|
To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.