Tony Everready 

First, you insert your nuts in a woman's asshole then proceed to put your dick in they're vagina. Then resulting in a tony everready.

Tucker pulled a tony everready on susan hayne and freaked that bitch out!

Tony Everready by John .... March 16, 2009

EverheadMcP 

A cunt fag nob who likes old men. The men have to be over the age of 69 if so he will harass them into submission or until they die if then EverheadMcPenis will find a new target to prey on . EverheadMcPenis likes to play the sims and he makes worlds of aliens and make them fuck him

EverheadMcP is a loner and loves the sims

EverheadMcP by Snicker Bread October 8, 2019

Tony Eveready 

Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:

"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"

Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."

Tony Eveready by T361T April 16, 2008

Evesreading 

While on mass transit, trying to read something that another passenger is reading or holding.

I read this article on the bus today, well, I was evesreading the paper over the shoulder of the guy in front of me.

Evesreading by monsterjosh January 1, 2009

eveready 

Always ready for sex. A woman who is always lubricated or a man who is always erect. Can also be said of an animal.

"eveready" is usually considered a compliment, describing someone who is horny, but not necessarily slutty. Sometimes used with a bit of anxiety by someone who can't keep up with a partner's level of sexual desire.

"My new girlfriend is great. She's eveready. I started banging her while she was asleep and she was already wet."

"Have you seen how he always has a bulge in his pants?" "Yeah, he's eveready."

"Wow. Look at your dog's...uh...thing." "Oh yeah, he's eveready."

eveready by Mr.Toast September 18, 2008

Elvebready

When you suddenly get motivation to trade in the Roblox game Adopt Me! like the youtuber Elvebredd.

Person A: I feel Elvebready today
Person B: Wtf does that even mean bro

Elvebready by Definitelyasaneperson July 15, 2023