Eventualist: "It won't be long before the TSA will be doing anal cavity searches.
Dumbass: "I smoke crack every so often and my life hasn't changed at all."
Eventualist: "You'll be sucking dicks for a hit real soon."
Hillbilly: "Hey man, wanna see something funny? Hold my beer."
Eventualist: "I'm glad he made me a beneficiary."