Lacking in originality, over the top attention whorish. Ultimate liars also deserve this title.
You can however replace Lame with any suitable adjective ie: Eva pregnant=knocked up out of wedlock
Eva hairy=needs a serious thread job on the body
Eva lazy=lives at home until a spinster
"I ran into a girl on the street that was Eva lame and was in desperate need of a neck threading due to her overgrowth of neckhair"