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1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
by Jakndakster November 02, 2011
When a man lurks in a public place with his genitals concealed while masturbating. A woman approaches and the frantic masturbation quickens to completion. The concealed genitals are exposed and ejaculate is released onto the unsuspecting victim. The culprit must abscond away before the authorities arrive. Hilarity ensues.
"Hey, Stinky Pete!"
"Where you been, Steamboat Billy?"
"Just did a dime in Angola for European Sharking this broad at the Whole Foods"
"Shit, man...That's assault, Brother."
by .samIam. February 12, 2014

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