euronom

Generic European Males that plague various popular travel locations. The Euronom is much like an NPC with no discernible personality, fixed in routine and bland in character and appearance. They are often found sitting awkwardly in groups playing card games and smoking small joints while listening to dated techno.

For fucks sake, this hostel is teaming with Euronoms, we might as well book and Air BnB.

....but doesnt she have a boyfriend? Yeah but hes just some Euronom.

euronom by OxfordCloth September 26, 2018

Euronomics 

In North America, Euronomics is the acquistion of various Japanese or Korean entry-model cars. Once obtained, the owner, usually of Italian or other sub-ethnic decent, will proceed to spend 90% of their wealth on maximizing the white trash appeal of the vehicle. Grossly over priced rims, often shiny with spinning emblems, exhaust tips, and other local big box items are highly sought. Once deemed road worthy by the individual, they then proceed to search for a suitable mate, often of the same socioeconomic class.

Mario, a strict believer in Euronomics and also a 10th generation Italian immigrant, spent his life savings on a 1991 Honda Civic, only to find implanting $20,000 North American dollars had increased the car's value by $400.00 dollars, or a large rock of crack cocaine.

Euronomics by gumpx April 3, 2008

Eurocock

An uncircumcised and slightly creepy penis. Often seen in questionable European web porn. AKA "Torpedo Cock."

"I was with Raymond and things got serious... I was about to go down on him but his eurocock scared me shitless."

Eurocock by Whackbagger March 13, 2009

Eurocontrol 

European Air Traffic Agency

Eurocontrol has warned against flights to and from Heathrow Airport.

Eurocontrol by uttam maharjan April 18, 2010

Eurocope 

Lies, statistical misrepresentation, and disinformation, typically leveled against the US, that comes from a resident of a European country with a fragile or insecure sense of national identity. Because the US is objectively superior to any European country, Europeans are obsessed with finding misinformation to manufacture about the US, or insults to level against American people. Eurocope is an institutional component of European bureaucracy and media.

"Europeans rely on national BMI averages to call Americans fat, even though white Europeans have more body fat per BMI than their ethnic counterparts in America - typical Eurocope!"

"Bringing up 'income inequality' as a strategy to deny superior American living standards, even when every income decile in the US is richer than its European equivalent, is such Eurocope."

"Typical Eurocope might include negative generalizations of American suburbs - this stems from their insecurity about living in an old, cramped tower block apartment."

"Eurocope exists because Europeans are poor and ugly and Americans are rich and hot.”

Eurocope by Brekfest978 August 25, 2024