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Ah...The Ethiopian Freestyle. A potent sex move kept within small circles of elite warriors of the Oromo tribe of Ethiopia. The fertile female, on all fours, must raise her rump in submission to her partner. The sturdy shafted male inserts himself and flattens out his body. Still maintaining his balance, he performs the freestyle stroke, as if attempting to preserve himself from drowning. The frenzied nature of the technique necessitates a keen sense of balance, iron resolve, and of course, a willing female with little to no self esteem.
Aroused from battle, Pongwa rushed home and excitedly performed some Ethiopian Freestyle with his concubine, Olubunmi
by Who is the real Rob Ruder April 14, 2010

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