|1.||Ethiopian Dump Truck|
this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper
Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is