A small town tucked away in the mountains where the weed is the sweetest green you ever seen and and beer flows like the big thompson river

Beautiful city in the Rocky Mtns.

Favorite vacation spot for rich retirees who spend millions of dollars on log cabins that sit abandoned for 11 months out of the year.
Hell for locals. EPHS is pathetic.
The girls are dumb whores, who have a superiority complex because as soon as they leave estes, the hottest of them is a solid 6 at best, with a white trash background and daddy issues (yes, even the doctors daughters are trash) That is, if they ever actually leave, most of them will end up pregnant and alone or married to the first boy to open the door to his f-150.

That brings me to the boys of Estes Park. A bunch of wanna be cowboys who think that driving a truck and ripping the sleeves off their shirt makes them country. False. They are a bunch of dumb rednecks whose only future is carrying on the family business (one of the local shops) or joining the military to "see the world". These poor boys will relive their glory days as football players to what ESPN has called the worst high school football team in the nation, for the rest of their pathetic estes park lives. They will marry estes park girls who will get fat and disappoint them. But it is all ok because they have a can of tobacco, some country music and a truck. Way to aim for the stars.