cheap, easy, loud and dumb
dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick
by g September 17, 2003

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(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.
I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.
by timmy o'toole August 01, 2003

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1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.
1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
by Sarah October 29, 2004

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A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!
"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"
by gilz July 04, 2006

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Essex girl = a female from Essex!!!!!!! (Essex, England)
me....I'm FEMALE and I'm from ESSEX, there for I'm an Essex Girl.
by EssexAmi January 20, 2008

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A typically cheap, promiscuous, unintelligent and tarty girl who is obsessed with fake tan, tacky clothing, and shagging blokes indiscriminantly.

She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.

Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.

You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
Jock: mate, what did you get up to last night?
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
by Cool_Cat August 16, 2010

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