breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.
"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my all my ice tastes like poo."
by david March 03, 2005
Top Definition
a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?
by Jacki November 19, 2003
When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.
Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.
by Crown Royal May 29, 2009
A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
by Captain Johnson May 03, 2008
A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
by Goobersmichael May 07, 2009
When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.
Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!
by Ninjalord October 27, 2009
An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 21, 2008
when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight
"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"
by craig dean February 03, 2004

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