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2. Eskimo Popsicle
A frozen turd used as a dildo.
Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!
1. eskimo popsicle
a frozen log of poo used as a dildo
she said she needed more excitement so i pulled the eskimo popsicle out of the freezer and fucked her til it melted.
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