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1. Eskimo Pie
a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate
Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?
by Jacki Nov 19, 2003 add a video
2. Eskimo Pie
When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.
Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.
3. Eskimo Pie
The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.
"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"

"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
4. Eskimo Pie
A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
5. Eskimo Pie
A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
6. eskimo pie
when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight
"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"
by craig dean Feb 3, 2004 add a video
7. Eskimo Pie
An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
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