The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.
Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.
Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.
Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.
I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.