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The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.
"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."
by k'briah November 07, 2012

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