The Lesser Spotted Erzibet can be tamed with frequent visits to cosmetics shops and history books.
The Lesser Spotted Erzibet mostly consumes pasta dishes, and curries. This is often consumed with water, but Wife Beater or Pimms is prefered.
The Lesser Spotted Erzibet has big eyes and a cute nose.
Important facts about erzibet:
1. She lives with an atheist.
2. She stalks the Pope.
3. She listens to rather too much Tomcraft.
4. She thinks she is a Victorian prostitute.
5. She has given up curry.
6. She has a very nice collection of tiaras.
7. She couldn't give a fuck about the fish.