Ert indicates that something is stupid. Kind of like "DUH", or a more tolerant version of "that's so gay."
Ert! You are so dumb!
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The most versatile word (sound) in language.
1: Used as the word "not"
2: Used to point out ignorance
3: Said as an insult to poke fun at someone
4: Said when somebody says something stupid, overly cocky, or untrue
5: To indicate sarcasm.
urt, eurt, ERT, errrrttttttt
"Derby is a pretty sick town dude they have these huge bangers in the middle of fucking nowhere, where all these awesome sketchy kids can congregate and talk about their new guns or trucks or how much oxycontin they snorted last night....ERRT"
"Sounds even worse than monroe"
Pointing out ignorance:
"I think she's pretty sexy"
"Ert last night alone she blew four guys in the bathroom"
Making fun of someone:
"Last night I was so drunk I just couldn't get it up"
Pointing out something stupid:
"We went 10-0 on the table and I made ten shots a game but it was after everyone was passed out or blackout and no one saw me do it."
""That bright yellow '99 dodge neon is pretty sick...ERT"."
A word that is said to someone that is being super cocky, arrogant, conceited, and full of themselves. When someone acts this way in a social situation you yell "ERT"
Angie: Christina, aren't you gonna get in trouble for wearing that dress?
Olivia: No she won't, but I did once because I actually have big boobs
Christina and Angie: ERT!
Matt: I'm soo good at football
Football team: ERT
Sex yet to be had in lifted hotel rooms with Swedish twins.
"ert hasn't happened yet, but the Swedes have asked me to show them around town, and I plan to show them ALL of the hotel rooms."
1:able to move
2:containing active properties <chemically~>
I have started a movement to get this word into the dictionary, I'm not sure if it would be considered advertising to put a link to it on here, but here's the site: http://www.areyouert.com
A young man was sitting in a reclining chair, contemplating the nuances of the universe, when a strange bit of linguistic pondering suddenly befell him:
I am sitting in this chair, yet I am still able to move. Am I ert? The answer eluded him as he sat, his mind working feverishly on the problem. He thought: if I had some sort of debilitating disease, I would be inert while in this chair, but alas I do not. I must be ert, I have to be.
Meaning Over-dramatic and unreasonable.
1. Tabitha Floss' parents are such erts.
2. Today in band, Ben was being an ert because I didn't tune my instrument.
(n.) Used frequently inside circles of theme park/roller coaster enthusiasts, it is an acronym meaning "exclusive ride time." For clubs and organizations, the park will open either allow members in earlier than the advertised time or allow them to stay in the park after the advertised time. Not all the rides will necessarily be open, however the ones that are are usually the high-profile, E-ticket rides.
At this year's event, we get into the park at 8:30 - that gives us two whole hours of ERT!