| 1. | peachy pleasures | ||
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a place where a man (or a woman) can receive a sensual tantric massage by a peachy masseuse. Based in Central London, peachy masseuses cater to your every need and desire ensuring full satisfaction and pleasure you really cannot measure. I am feeling peachy, I think I am up for some peachy pleasures.
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| 2. | FUCK | ||
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A different name for the erotic pleasures shared between two people As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow.
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| 3. | white castle | ||
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Eng. - when one splooges repetivitly in one spot to from a castle of jiz. over time this hardens to form a upsidedown cone much like a stalagmite in a cave. One could enjoy playing with one, having splooge wars, or using it for erotic pleasures with someone from massachusetts. Damnit my girlfriend left shit on my white castle.
Dude if you were hungry you could have gone to the fridge, i have been working on that for a year. |
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| 4. | L.k. Hamilton | ||
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The Writer of The Anita Blake Novels and Merry Gentry Novels. She has a great erotic imagination and her books are very well written and have very good story lines. "The Laughing Corpes"
"Guilty pleasures" "Circus of the damned" and more |
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| 5. | wanking jacket | ||
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A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect. 'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.
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| 6. | enemate | ||
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A partner with whom you share erotic enemas, often as a part of anal sex and exploration. An enemate is usually a well-educated and enlightened person who enjoys anal pleasures and fun.
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Participants usually take cleansing enemas prior to engaging in erotic enemas, so the activity is not dirty or messy. Enemas can be given for pleasure to enemates who enjoy sharing true intimacy with their partners and who enjoy the feeling of warm water and fullness enemas bring, along with the feeling of cleanliness and purity that comes with the release. Most enemates find enemas to be relaxing and enjoy sharing the experience with someone special. Anal sex sometimes occurs between enemates, but not necessarily. For some, only the enema experience is what they crave. Some enemates enjoy expelling in front of their partner or having their partner expel in front of them, but many prefer to expel in private. Some also enjoy using suppositories, as well as enemas. Some enemates enjoy sharing enemas in BDSM scenes and use them as punishment or for humiliation, possibly forcing the submissive to hold the enema for an extended period of time, often giving them a task to finish before they may expel, such as pleasing the dominant orally. The domininat may give the submissive an uncomfortable enema solution or amount to hold or make the submissive wear a butt plug or other device to assist them in retaining the enema. A dominant may also humiliate the submissive by forcin... |
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| 7. | toe tapper | ||
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A male who taps his foot in a public restroom stall as a signal that he is looking for gay erotic pleasures. That senator from Idaho got caught trying to get some doodle in the restroom. Who would have thought he was a toe tapper.
That fool Greg doesn't like boobs so he must be a toe tapper. |
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