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Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.
That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.
by rubytooshoos February 04, 2010
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Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!
Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!
by Alfie The Horndog December 09, 2005
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A guy who is so fucking cool that he isnt very cool at all
Look at that guy over there leaning against the tree with his black sunglasses on not doing anything: he is such an Ernie
by DarkSentence July 30, 2010
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(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.
Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*
by JezzBomb August 03, 2011
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A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.
Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.
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A sore on your ass from sitting around and doing crossword puzzles all day.
I was sitting around so long that I got an Ernie. It's an actual puss bug that I can't get rid of.
by ibew574 April 11, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Ernie er en nørdet taber
Gal en Ernie

Fuck du er en Ernie
by Ølhunden March 02, 2016
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