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Erik's are usually creeps. They hit on girls constantly and are constantly turned down. They have a ridiculously hard time being on time for anything. Extermely lazy, loves to play videogames. Usually has a very weird sense of hair style. Only has long distance relationships. Guy: holy shit you see Erik's hair??
Other Guy: He's got a yellow mohawk! |
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The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric.
The name implies many meanings: -awesome beyond comparison (adj.) -stunningly handsome and suave (adj.) -able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb) -able to do all things exceedingly well (verb) Wow! That pass was freaking erik!
Woman 1: Did you see that really erik guy? Woman 2: Yeah, I'd totally hook up with him! Fred: Man, why does Todd always get so many women? Jeff: Because he can erik better than anyone! Boss: You must have worked incredibly hard on this report. I think you erik better than anyone I've ever seen! |
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An extremely sexy and perfect man. Has gorgeous eyes, an incredible personality. Shy at first, funny as hell once you get to know him. Very caring and wonderously intelligent. Easy to get along with, SEXY body. The best in bed. Turns you on without even trying, has an underlying sex appeal that he's unaware of. Very handsome and mysterious. Loves to cuddle, very loving and knows how to make you feel like the most important person in the whole world with just one look. Very rare species of male. One of a kind. Erik's make perfect boyfriends, could easily be the one you spend the rest of your life with. Living proof of perfection. - WOW you're perfect!
- Well, my name is Erik.. |
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a masculine and sexy Scandinavian man; one whom you wish was a Viking, so he could pillage you.
Girl 1: Mmmm...check out that Erik over there.
Girl 2: Oh, yeah. I'd let him pillage my village. |
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One who secretly loves watching chick flicks. His favorite time of the year is Valentine's Day where he can literally have a tough time deciding what movie to see. Will have a large selection of manly movies in his archives to hide the fact that he would rather get a parafin wax than play football or go to the bar with his friends. Open up a movie. I'll bet Nottinghill falls out. Beware of the man trampstamp, he's either got one or planning for it. Dan: Hey Rick, lets go to the gym, then to the bar and pull chicks.
Rick: Sounds good, I could use a good pump. Should we ask you know who to join us? Dan: Are you kidding me, his night is already spoken for. He's hitting the salon, then a few chick flicks with his lady. Man, it's not even February. Rick: He is such an Erik. |
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To be in good company no matter where you are. Usually athletic, strong, good looking, tall, and commands attention when walking into a room. Also associated with ruling as a king. The Erik Effect: Results in unrlenting female attention and late nights! bf to his gf: "Hey who is that guy that just got to your party?"
gf to her bf: "oh thats Erik I just met him today and DAMN he looks hot!" bf to his gf: "why you acting like a slut around that guy?" gf to her bf: "Cuz if you saw his dick you would to" |
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a clueless douche who doesn't realize that he's hurting a girl's feelings. Feels bad when a girl likes him and he doesn't like them back so he continues to make the girl think he's into her. Leads the girl on and continues to talk to her but tells his friends what a weird-o she is. Jenna: I really like you, Erik.
Erik: *um i don't like her* I really like you too. Wanna hang out sometime? |
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