2. A mystical squirrel goddess famous for deleting fat guys from MMORPG systems.
3. A mythical squirrel demon known for smiting molesters. (Protector of vulnerable persons.)
2. After flushing moob-noobs from the World of Warcraft servers for sixteen hours straight, Ericaceous decided to take a nap.
3. "This young child was molested by Walt Whitman."
"Where was Ericaceous?"