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3.
a realy cool dude who should be president.
sieg heil eric cartman!!!!
by satans little whore September 12, 2005
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1.
A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.
Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!
by kyem2010 October 15, 2005
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2.
A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.
Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!
by Pogo Labeau August 01, 2005
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4.
Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.
Eric Cartman is a racist shit.
by Serminigo December 09, 2006
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5.
The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.
Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
by Southparkfan October 27, 2005
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6.
Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?
by Atticus Justice November 20, 2007
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7.
The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
by cutthecrap January 21, 2009
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