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eric has no life
by 5555921 May 22, 2011
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A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.

Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"

Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"

Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."

Lisa - " Crying ass lil attention whore bitch! Smells bad as fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.

Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.
by Yobigdickdaddy January 16, 2017
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Someone who constantly gets butt fucked no matter the situation. Yep, always getting butt fucked. Pretty fucking submissive too.
Eric: "Bend that ass over its time for your eric."
by Anal destruction April 14, 2014
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a name given to males of a foreign country - typically Canada. usually goes on rants with frequent misspellings, but always retains his original charm. erics are well known for their ability to appear innocent, but can easily let their raging hormones take control. erics are incredibly attractive; both for their intelligence and physical appearance. don't be surprised if you start to fall for one; erics make it extremely easy - at the same time; don't let him go.
Eric makes my junk tingle.
by savingjane. January 10, 2010
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Definition of a great guy. Makes us laugh. Looks out for people. Mediator, Mentor, Gamer, boyscout, singer, can beat boxes like a master, My lover, and hates anyone that hurts his family or friends. Good with kids. Takes his time when others rush the play. An all around great person that I am lucky to love in my life. Even in the falkward situation it happened. Makes the best pillow when I need one. Great to game with. Pretty good cook, but grills even better. He's this woman's LOL i.e. Love of Life. Others could try and I dare them to. You'll see just how much he loves his woman when you do. Wish for one like him and find it in some one else. This Eric's taken and so is his woman.
He's not gay or stupid--Ignore all A-hole definitions of an Eric.

Liz: Hey Eric! can we through the football? Momma catch!
Eric: Give me a tick the grill is heating up!
Kel: Got it;)
Ty: Eric, you coming?
Eric(laughs): Hold on bud, I'm coming
Kel: You need a hand.
Eric: No this is Man's work. Get Some;) Ok, lets go, throw it! Love you woman. Glad you decided not to play stupid coy any more. No more UD. It's beneath who you are.
Ty: Momma catch!
Kel: Got it! I love you too. Alright E, I was trying to bury a hatchet that was stabbed threw my shoulder blade.
Eric: Let a real man work on what you need for once. Go Long!
Kel: *trips into the pool* Got ....*oui*
Liz, Eric, Ty: ROTGLOL
by ICBWY,ILE-TRUE May 02, 2010
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Inting a lane then yelling at your Jungler
WTF MASON GANK TOP LANE I PULLED AN ERIC
by Inting Jungler July 22, 2017
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Eric is a tree trimmer
by Treeman December 19, 2016
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