All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.

Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman

Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america

:The other fat cartmans,all of them are

fatter versions of him

Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.

Dislikes: pretty much everything else

He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....

Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)
by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009
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A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.
Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!
by kyem2010 October 15, 2005
A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.
Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
by Pogo Labeau August 01, 2005
a realy cool dude who should be president.
sieg heil eric cartman!!!!
by satans little whore September 12, 2005
Probably the funniest character in the popular series South Park.
Eric Cartman is a racist shit.
by Serminigo December 09, 2006
The fat friend. He's a pimp, an O.G., He's the s#!+.
Eric Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
by Southparkfan October 27, 2005
Full Name: Eric Theodore Cartman,Relatives: Liane Cartman
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
Kennys Dad: Say Kenny wasn't that your fat foulmouthed racist friend Eric Cartman?
by Atticus Justice November 20, 2007
The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.
by cutthecrap January 21, 2009

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