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Being equally deft at masturbation with both the dominant and weaker hands.
After Eric injured his right hand playing shufflepuck he sure felt lucky to be equijaxstrous, cranking away on his schlong with his left while enjoying some sweet Internet porn.
by CaptainCodpiece August 17, 2010
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