2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.
3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag
4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?
B: Let me guess, an Epstein?
A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!
A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?
B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"
"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."