Top Definition
n: 1. reality
2. everything and nothing
3. all of existence
Epofijks is reality.
Epofijks is all of existence.
Epofijks is everything and it is nothing.

Ex:
Me: Epofijks is reality
Person: What is epofijks?
Me: Reality
Person: What is reality?
Me: Epofijks....
Person: (shoots self in head)
by Prof. Jones December 12, 2004

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