noun (count) - the perplex motion caused by jerking your hand up and down on you cock or the cock of a friend. masturbator - cock lover - jerk off king
- "Duuuuuude.... I just had an epoch! My friend necro just gave me one"
- "Son, if you epoch too much, you'll go blind!"
a long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!
You are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance...
A furry cute creature mostly known to magical people.
Aww.. Look at the cute Epoch!
It's so cute and fluffy!
I WANT ONE!
Epoch, or alternatively Gaypoch is a descriptive term for a type of person.more...
A person can be known as an Epoch if they meet any or all of these descriptions:
Name themself after a character from The Matrix, insist they had the name before the movie was made.
Script kiddie who upon finally learning one or more programming languages will promptly forget they used to steal other peoples work and claim it as their own.
E-threatens people with e-attacks to get e-power and e-friends to impress the e-ladies. Epicly fails to obtain the e-power they e-threatened for, claims e-victory regardless of result as admitting e-defeat would surely prompt them to immediately become An Hero.
Says 'mufufufufufufufu' in an attempt to appear to have a unique evil laugh. Only manages to sound as if they are trying to talk around something that is being repeatedly inserted into their mouth.
Is easily fooled into trusting you through simple methods of social engineering, upon learning of their own gullibility insists that you are a nark, and didnt actually mind rape them.
Works in low ranking position in fast food restaurant, insists they are still superior because they are e-making something of their e-self.
Confuses people who are only around to keep an eye on them, as being e-friends.
Is quite enthusiastic about growing the rare agricultural specimen commonly known as the
Epoch means "totally rad". Derived from me being a completely awesome dude.
Epoch is so totally fucking awesome.