Episcopal boy: "THE GAME against Woodberry is this Saturday so y'all better pack the bowl!"
Has great facilities, like a state of the art Science center, a amazing Art center which is full of beutiful paintings and pictures, a Library with incredible ammounts of books and movies to rent. It also has amazing faculty.
Of course, occasionaly loses to Woodberry Forest School in football, but the record is pretty close, around 50/50.
When it comes to most other sports, like wrestling, basketball, and especially soccer, with the EHS soccer team becoming state champions, EHS destroys Woodberry.
EHS is also right next to the major city of Washington DC, instead of being in the middle of nowhere (well, besides next to a farm with sheep- cough Woodberry cough- ) which let's the students able to go to see concerts, museums, plays, shops, and many other things.
EHS also have amazing fine arts and academic departments, with plays and artwork, and projectors all over the school.
As a final point, EHS has girls. Guess who doesn't.
I am good at sports, so i go to EHS
Crisis. A big couple just broke up. All freshman girls can be seen crying to each other's rooms even though none of them actually knew either person in the couple.
Crisis. I lost my small black northface. It must be somewhere on campus.
Crisis. I didn't get the room I wanted next year, my life is therefore over.
Crisis. Even though I don't actually play lacrosse I lost my lax stick. Lax is life.
Crisis. The OC didn't come on this week.
Hannah (EHS Girl and EHS Guy 1's Girlfriend): I'm going over to talk to that Woodberry guy. Stop whining so much, you're not good at sports, accept that.
"Oh, I guess that means you didnt get into Woodberry."
"You go to Episcopal High School?"
"Wow, you fuckin suck."