Top Definition
The state of being epic;
Episcocity is measured in Beowulfs. (bWs);
The metric measurement is Narrative Poems. (nPs)
Somewhere around 10 bWs, a standard cotton-polyester blend tee-shirt becomes engulfed in flames.
-Hey! Look at Dustin, he's radiating episcocity!

-Holy Lord, Jordan is breaching 6 bWs! Look out!

by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

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