Dude1: Whoa! that video was so epic!
Dude2: That's what you say about nearly every video you see. *5 hours later.
Dude1: I just took an epic ship. I made an epic! It was so crap!
Guy1: *watches top 10 epic songs*
Guy1: That was so epic!
Guy2: If by epic, you mean lord of the rings middle ages like then sure.
Guy2: GET OUT OF THE WAY, guy 1! I gotta chat with my hot smart(Seriously!) girlfriend on this gaming site and then I gotta look at some videos of this hot fictional videogame/TV character.
everything is epic now. epic car. epic haircut. epic movie. epic album. epic shut the fuck up.
saying "epic win" doesn't make you sound any better, either. and for fucks sake, don't ever say it in person.
LOL EPIC WIN U RUEL
LISTEN TO THIS SONG IT'S SO EPIC
Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."
Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."
Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the movie Gladiator?
Guy #2: Yeah man that was an epic movie!
DBag #1: I forgot my wallet so I had to go home and get it.
DBag #2: EPIC FAIL!
DBag #1: I found five dollars today.
DBag #2: EPIC WIN!