Person A - man my day was horrible I was late to school/
work got there only to find that I forgot to get dressed. I walked home and was attacked by raccoons and then I was shot 3 time went to the hospital had a near death experience but I met satin instead of god left the hospital went home got a txt tht my girlfriend broke up with me through my friend and the. I went to watch tv but the power was out.

Person B: epic lose